Tjo tjo tjo: Surprise wedding gift (truth or fiction?)

This is a story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper & even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and his family & to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So he taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each envelope was an 8×10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests’ reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man & said, “F—you!” Then he turned to his bride and said, “F— you!” Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd & said, “I’m outta here.”

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge: making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding & reception, & best of all, trashing the bride’s & best man’s reputations in front of 300 friends & family members.

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members &
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations
in Maui: $8,500

The look on everyone’s face
when they see the 8×10 glossy
of the bride humping the best
man: Priceless.


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